Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution (The Onion)

“In a surprising development that has confirmed a number of longstanding local rumors, authorities discovered the 32nd Regiment of His Majesty’s Royal British Army still fighting the Revolutionary War in a small wooded area outside of Carlisle, MA Monday. The disoriented foot soldiers … were found by park rangers marching in the direction of a nearby Price Chopper supermarket.”

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